Primal Hell for Eaters in San Fransisco on Mondays

Meatless Monday Reports:

This past week, the city by the bay raised the bar in both arenas by becoming the first Meatless Monday city! The resolution passed by San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors ensures that residents will gain greater access to healthy, meatless options while learning about the connection between what they eat and their health.
The resolution to make Mondays meatless was introduced by supervisor Sophie Maxwell, who hopes that residents will use this opportunity to make nutritious, sustainable choices. San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors agreed that Meatless Monday is a smart way to start the week, passing the resolution unanimously! According to ABC news, Maxwell’s Meatless Monday declaration will “encourage restaurants, schools and grocery stores to offer plant-based options”.

So what does this mean? For one, it means that San Fransisco is pandering to the vegetarians and are not listening to all the new research and studies proving how healthy meat is for you. For another, it means that those Primals and Paleos that are living in San Fransisco are not going to be dining out on Mondays.



I propose we Primals and Paleos and armchair meat-eaters protest this new city ordnance of San Fransisco! Take up your bacon bras and parade them through the streets on Mondays ladies!

Men and women, grill meat so that the entire city salivates at the smell of roasting meat! Take your meat products to the streets, asking those who are not eating meat if they would like some pork or beef to go with their lackluster vegetarian meals! This is a call to arms! Remind the poor people of San Fransisco that meat is to be consumed on every day, even Mondays!

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